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既然沒人願意承認 那就讓我來吧
Ok.*************
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我們的彩蛋射擊技術遜斃了
We *******************
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簡直丟臉丟到家
Oh,******
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勝敗乃兵家常事
oh.come on. *****************
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可也不能輸給那啥Kyle火焰隊啊
yes,but **********
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我想我們得承認
I think ***************
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對方手段太野蠻了
those *********
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不 我們的慘敗是由於自身能力的低下
No,we were annihilated by our own incompetence
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以及某些人無法遵守上級指示
and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
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Sheldon 別再計較了!
Sheldon,let it go!
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不行 我想說說Wolowitz射我背後的事情
No,I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the ck.
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我有充分的理由
I shot you for good reason.
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你正把我們引向災難之中
You were leading us into disaster.
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我下達了簡潔且明確的命令
I was giving clear,concise orders.
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你躲在樹後面喊 "打那個戴帽子的小孩!
You hid behind a tree yelling,"Get the kid in the yarmulke!
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"打那個戴帽子的小孩!"
Get the kid in the yarmulke!"
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嗨 你們好
Oh,hey,guys.
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- 嗨 Penny - 早上好 女士
-Oh,hey,Penny. Hello. -Morning,ma'am.
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遊戲如何 好玩嗎?
So,how was paintball?Did you have fun?
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當然 如果好玩是指被自己的隊員給害死的話
Sure,if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun.
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你等着好了 我會就此事展開調查的
You clear space on your calendar--there will be an inquiry.
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好吧
Okay.
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對了 我週六會舉行一場派對
Um,hey,I'm having a party on Saturday,
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你們有空的話 不如一起過來玩吧
so if you guys are around,you should come on by.
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- 派對? - 是啊
-A party? -Yeah.
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是...男生女生的派對?
A... "boy-girl" party?
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呃...有男生 有女生 而且是場派對
Well,there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party,so...
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其實也就是朋友聚聚
It'll just be a bunch of my friends.
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喝喝啤酒 跳跳舞
We'll have some beer,do a little dancing.
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跳舞?
Dancing?
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嗯 我不能確定 Penny...
Yeah,I don't know,Penny...
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其實 我們不太...
The thing is,we're not...
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- 我們更適合... - 不行
-No,we're really more of a... -No.
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不過謝謝你能邀請我們
But thanks.Thanks for thinking of us.
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確信嗎? 來嘛 萬聖節哦
Are you sure? Come on,it's Halloween.
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萬聖節派對?
A Halloween party?
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化妝舞會嗎?
As in... costumes?
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當然了
Well,yeah.
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有主題嗎?
Is there a theme?
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呃 萬聖節咯
Um,yeah,Halloween.
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那服裝是隨自己挑呢 還是有特定流派?
Yes,but are the costumes random,or genre-specific?
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我還是不知道你在說什麼
As usual,I'm not following.
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他是想問 能不能穿成科幻人物 ...
He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction,fantasy...
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- 當然 - 漫畫裏的人呢?
-Sure. -What about comic books?
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- 當然 - 動漫?
-Fine. -Anime?
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- 當然了 - 電視 電影
-Of course. -TV,film,
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日本漫畫 希臘神話 羅馬神話 北歐神話
D- and-D,manga,Greek gods,Roman gods,Norse gods--
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隨便! 你喜歡就行
Anything you want! Okay?
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你想穿啥就穿啥
Any costume you want.
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再見
Bye.
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各位 向縫紉機前進!
Gentlemen,to the sewing machines.
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我來開
I'll get it.
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哦 不
Oh,no.
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哦 不
Oh,no.
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世界上速度最快的人來啦!
Make way for the fastest man alive!
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哦 不
Oh,no.
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我都說了應該先開會討論一下嘛
See,this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting.
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我們還有別的服裝 換一下就可以了
We all have other costumes: We can change.
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或者我們可以整晚都保持一列縱隊
Or we could walk right behind each other all night
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看起來就像是一個人在快速移動
and look like one person going really fast.
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不不不
No,no,no.
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這是男生女生的派對 閃電俠得單獨行動
It's a boy-girl party,this flash runs solo.
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不如這樣
Okay,how about this?
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誰都不許穿成閃電俠
Nobody gets to be The Flash.
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全部去換掉 如何?
We all change. Agreed?
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同意
Agreed.
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我要扮弗拉多! (電影<魔戒>中人物)
I call Frodo!
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靠!
Damn!
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嘿
Hey.
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抱歉遲到 我的錘子被公交車門卡住了
Sorry I'm late,but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus.
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你要扮北歐神化中的雷神?
You went with Thor?
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怎麼 印度人就不能扮北歐神祗了嗎?
What,just because I'm Indian I can't be a Norse god?
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"不不 Raj只能演印度神仙"
"No,no,Raj has to be an Indian god."
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這是種族歧視
That's racism.
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Wolowitz也不是英國人
I mean look at Wolowitz.He's not English,
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可是他打扮成了彼得潘
but he's dressed like Peter Pan.
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Sheldon既不是聲波也不是光波
Sheldon is neither sound nor light,
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但很明顯 他穿成了多普勒效應
but he's obviously the Doppler effect.
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我不是彼得潘
I'm not Peter Pan.
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我是羅賓漢
I'm Robin Hood.
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是啊?
Really?
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我看過彼得潘 你穿的和Cathy Rigby一模一樣 (著名百老匯演員 在舞臺上飾演該角色24年之久)
Because I sawPeter Pan,and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby.
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她比你大了一號 不過造型完全一樣
She was a little bigger than you,but it's basically the same look,man.
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Sheldon 派對開始前我得先和你談談
Hey,Sheldon,there's something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party.
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我不管別人懂不懂
I don't care if anybody gets it.
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我就是要穿成多普勒效應
I'm going as the Doppler effect.
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- 我不是要說這個 - 如果有必要 我會當場演示
-No,it's not that. -If I have to,I can demonstrate.
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好極了
Terrific.
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這次派對是Penny第一次 邀請我加入她的社交圈
this party is my first chance for Penny to see me in the context of her social group,
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你今晚可不能給我難堪
and I need you not to embarrass me tonight.
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難堪的具體定義是什麼?
Well,what exactly do you mean by embarrass you?
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比方說 今天晚上
Well,for example,tonight,
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沒人需要知道我的中間名是Leakey
no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey.
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這和難堪根本一點關係也沒有
But there's nothing embarrassing about that.
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你父親曾經和Louis Leakey一起共事
Your father worked with Louis Leakey,
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一個偉大的人類學家
a great anthropologist.
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跟你尿牀的事也絲毫無關
It had nothing to do with your bed-wetting.
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總之我的意思是 這次派對乃天賜良機
All m saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity for Penny
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Penny可以把我當成她的同伴看待
to see me as a member of her peer group,
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一個潛在的親密好友 也許還不止
a potential close friend,and perhaps more,
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我不想一副怪胎的樣子
and I don't want to look like a dork.
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先告訴你們 各位
Just a heads up,fellas.
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如果有人好彩 我的箭筒裏準備了套套
If anyone gets lucky,I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver.
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嗨 各位
Oh,hey,guys.
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嘿 對不起來晚了
Hey. Sorry we're late.
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晚?
Late?
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才7:05呢
It's 7:05.
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你說過派對7點開始
And you said the party starts at 7:00.
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沒錯 可是如果派對定在7點
Well,yeah,I mean,when you start a party at 7:00,
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沒人會7點就入場
no one shows up at,you know,7:00.
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已經7:05了
It's 7:05.
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是是 沒錯
Yes. Yes,it is.
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好吧 請進
Okay. Well,um,come on in.
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怎麼 女生全部去了洗手間嗎?
So,what,are all the girls in the bathroom?
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她們各自家裏的洗手間
Probably,but in their own homes.
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那個...服裝大遊行幾時開始?
So,what time does the costume parade start?
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遊行?
The parade?
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對啊 這樣評委可以給最佳造型頒獎
Yeah,so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume.
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比如最嚇人獎 最逼真獎
You know,most frightening,most authentic,
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科學原理演示之最佳視覺效果獎
most accurate visualization of a scientific principal.
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真抱歉 Sheldon
Oh,Sheldon,I'm sorry,
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沒有什麼大遊行
but there aren't going to be any parades
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也沒有評委和獎品
or judges or prizes.
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這派對一定很無聊
This party is just going to suck.
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不會啦 很好玩的
No! Come on,it's going to be fun,
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你們看起來都棒極了
and you all look great.
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你是雷神
I mean,look at you,Thor,
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還有彼得潘
and,oh,Peter Pan.
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很可愛
That's so cute.
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- Penny 其實他是羅賓漢 - 我是彼得潘
-Actually,Penny,he's Robin Hood. -I'm Peter Pan.
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我手裏還有一堆妖精粉 寫着你的名字呢
And I got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.
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你纔沒有
No,you don't.
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呃 Sheldon穿的是什麼?
Uh,hey,what's Sheldon supposed to be?
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哦 他那是多普勒效應
Oh,he's the Doppler effect.
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當聲源和觀察者之間的距離發生變化時
Yes. It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave
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波動的頻率也會發生明顯變化
caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.
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哦 我懂了
Oh,sure,I see it now.
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多普勒效應嘛
The Doppler effect.
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好的 我得去洗澡了
All right,I got to shower.
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你們自便吧
You guys,um,make yourselves comfortable.
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好的
Okay.
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瞧見沒?
See?
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人們能懂
People get it.
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以奧丁(北歐神話中的主神)的名義起誓 實在太好吃了
By Odin's beard,this is good Chex mix.
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不用了 我對花生過敏
No,thanks. Peanuts.
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這身緊身衣可沒法讓我腫脹
I can't afford to swell up in these tights.
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我搞不懂
I'm confused.
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如果沒有遊行 我們來這幹嗎?
If there's no costume parade,what are we doing here?
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參與社交活動啊 認識新朋友
We're socializing,meeting new people.
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靠傳心術嗎?
Telepathically?
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嗨 你們什麼時候來的?
Oh,hey,when did you get here?
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嗨
Hi.
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Penny的貓女裝是我見過最差的一套
Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen.
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比哈里·貝瑞還差 (她曾因<貓女>一片勇奪金酸梅最差女主角)
And that includes Halle Berry's.
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她不是貓女 只是一隻普通的貓
She's not Catwoman. She's just a generic cat.
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正是由於競爭機制的缺乏
And that's the kind of sloppy costuming
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纔會導致這種三流造型的出現
which results from a lack of rules and competion.
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嘿 快瞧那個性感小護士
Hey,guys,check out the sexy nurse.
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是時候咳嗽裝病了
I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough.
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你準備怎麼做?
What is your move?
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用照鏡子那招
I'm going to use the mirror technique.
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她撥她的頭髮 我就撥我的
She brushes her hair back,I brush my hair back...
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她聳肩 我也聳肩
She shrugs,I shrug.
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她下意識裏就會覺得 我們心有靈犀 註定是一對
Subconsciously she's thinking,"We're in sync. We belong together."
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你哪學來的這一套?
Where do you get this stuff?
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心理學期刊 網絡調查
You know,psychology journals,Internet research,
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電視上也有教如何追求MM
and there's this great show on VH-1 about how to pick up girls.
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我有他那麼自信就好了
Oh,if only I had his confidence.
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我不知道怎麼和女生說話 或者當着女生的面說話...
I have such difficulty speaking to women,or around women...
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甚至是和娘娘腔說話 有時也有點困難
or at times even effeminate men.
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如果那個聽診器能正常使用
If that's a working stethoscope,
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不如你來測測我的心跳吧?
maybe you'd like to hear my heart skip a beat?
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不用了
No,thanks.
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我說真的 我有瞬間自發性心律失常
No,seriously,you can.I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia.
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我想去認識Penny的朋友們
I want to get to know Penny's friends,
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但我不知道該怎麼和他們交談
I just don't know how to talk to these people.
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這點上 我也許可以幫到你
Well,I actually might be able to help.
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怎麼說?
How so?
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就像Jane Goodall觀察黑猩猩一樣 (英國科學家 以對黑猩猩的研究聞名世界)
Like Jane Goodall observing the apes,
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起初他們之間的互動是混亂且無組織性的
I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured.
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但漸漸有模式可循
But patterns emerge.
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他們有自己獨特的語言
They have their own language,if you will.
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繼續
Go on.
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新來的人在接近現有的小團體時會說
Well,it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting,
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"我看起來喝醉了嗎?"
"How wasted am I?"
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然後對方會迴應"老兄..."
Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude."
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然後呢?
Then what happens?
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我只研究到這個階段
That's as far as I've gotten.
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真是荒謬
This is ridiculous.
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我準備上了
I'm jumping in.
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祝你好運
Good luck.
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不 你跟我一起
No,you're coming with me.
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我看沒這必要
Oh,I hardly think so.
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來嘛
Oh,come on.
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你不怕我給你難堪?
Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?
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怕 可我需要一個副手 (wingman:原意指護航的飛機)
Yes; but I need a wing man.
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好吧 可是如果要拿飛行來做比喻的話
All right,but if we're going to use flight metaphors,
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我更適合聯邦航空局裏
I'm much more suited to being the guy
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那個事故調查員的角色
from the FAA analyzing wreckage.
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嗨
Hi.
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- 嗨 - 你好
Hi. Hello.
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你這身是扮誰?
So what are you supposed to be?
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我? 我給點提示
Me? I'll give you a hint.
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火車?
A choo-choo train?
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接近了!
Close!
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一列腦震盪的火車?
A brain damaged choo-choo train?
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我看起來喝醉了嗎?
How wasted am I?
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我還是不懂
I still don't get it.
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我是多普勒效應
I'm the Doppler effect.
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如果那是指一種"學習無能"
Okay,if that's some sort of learning disability,
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那麼你也模仿得太爛了
I think it's very insensitive.
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直接告訴人家 你是斑馬不就省事了?
Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra?
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那你怎麼不告訴人家你是 七個小矮人之一?
Well,why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?
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因爲我是弗拉多
Because I'm Frodo.
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沒錯 我是多普勒效應
Yes,well,I'm the Doppler effect.
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- 不會吧 - 怎麼了?
-Oh,no. -What?
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那是Penny的前男友
That's Penny's ex-boyfriend.
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他來這裏幹嗎?
What do you suppose he's doing here?
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干擾這裏的重力場嗎?
Besides disrupting the local gravity field.
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他要是再大塊點 月亮會成爲他的衛星
If he were any bigger,he'd have moons orbiting him.
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你真刻薄
Oh,snap.
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那麼 我們似乎該走了
So,I guess we'll be leaving now.
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爲什麼要我們走?
Why should we leave?
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很明顯他是不請自來 Penny看都不想看他
For all we know he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here.
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還有後備假設嗎?
You have a backup hypothesis?
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也許他們只是想做回朋友
Maybe they want to be friends.
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又或者她想做朋友 而他想要更多
Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more.
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那麼他和我就在同一圈裏
Then he and I are on equal ground.
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沒錯 但你比他更接近目標
Yes,but you're much closer to it than he is.
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如果是1500年前
Look,if this was 1,500 years ago,
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憑這身體格和力量
by virtue of his size and strength,
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Kurt可以任意挑選自己的女性伴侶
Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners.
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還有男性伴侶 動物伴侶
And male partners,animal partners,
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巨型遠古茄子
large primordial eggplants--
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幾乎要啥有啥
pretty much whatever tickled his fancy.
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沒錯 但當今社會已經今非昔比了
Yes,but our society has undergone a paradigm shift.
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這是信息時代 Sheldon
In the Information Age,Sheldon,
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你和我纔是炙手可熱的
you and I are the alpha males.
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我們不該退縮
We shouldn't have to back down.
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說得好
True.
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你幹嗎不發短信告訴他 看看他會不會退縮?
Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down?
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不
No.
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我要面對面向他展現我的優勢
I'm going to assert my dominance face-to-face.
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面對面? 你是要他坐下
Face-to-face? Are you going to wait for him to sit down,
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還是自己站在咖啡桌上?
or are you going to stand on the coffee table?
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嗨 Penny
Hello,Penny.
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嗨 Kurt
Hello,Kurt.
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嗨 你們玩得還好嗎?
Oh,hey,guys,are you having a good time?
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鑑於人們對我扮相的反應
Given the reaction to my costume,
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這次派對對美國教育制度 提出了嚴厲的控訴
this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system.
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你是斑馬 對吧?
What,you're a zebra,right?
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可憐的孩子
Yet another child left behind.
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你又是什麼 精靈?
And what are you supposed to be,an elf?
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不 我是霍比特人
No,I'm a hobbit.
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有什麼不同?
What's the difference?
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霍比特人是居住在地下 非不死的半成年人
A hobbit is a mortal halfling inhabitant of Middle Earth,
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而精靈則是不死而高大的戰士
whereas an elf is an immortal,tall warrior.
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那你爲什麼要做個矮人呢?
So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit?
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因爲他既不高也會死
Because he's neither tall nor immortal
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而且我們沒有人能成爲閃電俠
and none of us could be The Flash.
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隨你怎說
Well,whatever.
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不如你們趕緊消失
Why don't you go hop off on a quest?
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我正和Penny說話呢
I'm talking to Penny here.
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我想我們都在和Penny說話
I think we're all talking to Penny here.
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我沒有 我沒惡意
I'm not. No offense.
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好吧 可能你沒聽懂我意思
Okay,maybe you didn't hear me.
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- 滾蛋 - 好啦 Kurt 有禮貌點
-Go away. -All right,Kurt,be nice.
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我很有禮貌
Oh,I am being nice.
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對不對 小朋友?
Right,little buddy?
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- Kurt - 好吧
-Kurt. -Okay.
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你震動着胸肌嚇唬我 我能理解
I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me.
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因爲你在智力上無法和我匹敵
I mean,you can't compete with me on an intellectual level
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所以你選擇這種誇大獸性的方式
so you're driven to animalistic puffery.
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你是說 我是大胖動物嗎?
You calling me a puffy animal?
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當然不是啦 不 他不是
Of course not. No,he's not.
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你不是 對吧 Leonard?
You're not,right,Leonard?
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不 我是說"獸性"
No,I said "animalistic."
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當然我們都是動物
Of course we're all animals,
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只不過我們當中一些人 在進化樹上爬得更高一些
but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.
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要是他聽懂了 你就完蛋了
If he understands that,you're in trouble.
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所以是怎麼樣 你說我沒進化嗎?
So,what,I'm unevolved?
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你完蛋了
You're in trouble.
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你這小矮人 還真好意思給自己戴高帽
You know,you use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf.
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好吧 Kurt 別這樣
Okay,Kurt,please.
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Penny 沒關係 我可以處理
Penny,it's okay. I can handle this.
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我不是矮人
I am not a dwarf,
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我是霍比特人
I'm a hobbit.
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一個霍比特人...
A hobbit.
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會把你大腦海馬狀突起裏的 神經元擊碎
Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion
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以防止你的短時記憶 向長時記憶轉化 懂嗎?
from short-term to long-term memory?
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你開始讓我抓狂了
Okay,now you're starting to make me mad.
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一個發現自己可對立拇指的能人說什麼?
A homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
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什麼?
What?
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我想我已經說得很清楚了
I think I've made my point.
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是嗎? 不如我在你的小腦袋上 鑿個洞讓你更清楚點?
Yeah? How about I make a point out of your pointy little head?
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容我插句嘴 精神上我絕對支持你
Let me remind you,while my moral support is absolute,
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但若需要身體接觸 我的作用是零
in a physical confrontation,I will be less than useless.
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根本就不會有什麼身體接觸
There's not going to be a confrontation.
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說實話 我懷疑他能不能把 "身體接觸"拼出來
In fact,I doubt if he can even spell "confrontation."
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C-O-N...
C- O-N...
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frontation! (果然拼不出來- -)
frontation!
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Kurt 馬上放下他
Kurt,put him down this instant!
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他先惹我的
He started it!
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我不管 總之放下他
I don't care. I'm finishing it.Put him down!
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好吧
Fine.
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算你個妖精走運
You're one lucky little leprechaun.
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他是霍比特人!
He's a hobbit!
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我頂你
I got your back.
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Leonard 你沒事吧?
Leonard,are you okay?
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沒事
Yeah,I'm fine.
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這派對很棒 謝謝你邀請我們
It's good,it's a good party,thanks for having us.
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時間也不早了 所以...
It's just getting a little late,so...
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好吧
Oh,okay.
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好吧 謝謝你們能來
All right,well,thank you for coming.
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萬聖節快樂
Happy Halloween.
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如果這也算安慰的話
If it's any consolation,
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我想說 你那句"能人"的確很到位
I thought that homo habilis line really put him in his place.
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那是什麼?
What's that?
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茶
Tea.
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當人們傷心時
When people are upset,
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傳統禮節就是爲他們奉上熱飲
the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages.
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別傷心
There,there.
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要談談嗎?
You want to talk about it?
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- 不 - 好
-No. -Good.
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我只會說"別傷心"了
"There,there" was really all I had.
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晚安 Sheldon
Good night,Sheldon.
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晚安 Leonard
Good night,Leonard.
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嘿 Leonard?
Hey,Leonard?
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嗨 Penny
Hi,Penny.
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我只是來看看你有沒事
Hey,I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
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我很好
I'm fine.
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剛纔的事真不好意思
I am so sorry about what happened.
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不怪你
It's not your fault.
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怪我
Yes,it is.
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這就是我和他分手的原因
That's why I broke up with him.
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他經常幹這麼出格的事
He always does stuff like that.
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那他怎麼會出現在派對上?
So why was he at your party?
341
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:17,600
上週我碰見他 他說他知錯了
Well,I ran into him last week and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed.
342
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,960
誰知他還是死性不改
And he was just going on and on and...
343
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,630
我真是瞎了眼
I believed him and I'm an idiot
344
00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:24,670
因爲我總是那麼容易相信那種男人
because I always believe guys like that.
345
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,000
現在他還在那待着 我根本不想回去
And I can't go back to my party because he's there.
346
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,730
我知道你不想聽這些 但我很傷心
And know you don't want to hear this and I'm upset
347
00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:32,420
我很醉 我只想...
and I'm really drunk and I just want to...
348
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:43,230
別傷心
There,there.
349
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:47,650
天 我做錯什麼了嗎?
God,what is wrong with me?
350
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,280
沒有 你很完美
Nothing,you're perfect.
351
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:50,830
我不完美
I'm not perfect.
352
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:53,220
你完美
Yes,you are.
353
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:58,570
你真的這麼想?
You really think so,don't you?
354
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,480
Penny?
Penny?
355
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,530
恩?
Yeah?
356
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:18,030
你今晚喝了多少?
How much have you had to drink tonight?
357
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:23,000
就...很多
Just... a lot.
358
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:27,490
你確信你喝醉酒且對Kurt生氣的事實
Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt
359
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:31,460
與剛纔發生的事情沒有關係嗎?
doesn't have something to do with what's going on here?
360
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:34,880
可能有吧
It might.
361
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:37,960
天啊 你真聰明
Boy,you're really smart.
362
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,640
是啊 我TMD就是個天才
Yeah,I'm a frickin' genius.
363
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,270
Leonard 你真是太好了
Leonard,you are so great.
364
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:50,210
全世界男人都像你這樣就好了
Why can't all guys be like you?
365
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,790
如果是那樣的話
Because if all guys were like me,
366
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:55,420
人類就無法繁衍了
the human race couldn't survive.
367
00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:00,310
我想我該走了
I should probably go.
368
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,940
是的
Probably.
369
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,240
謝謝
Thank you.
370
00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:25,980
是的 你沒看錯
That's right,you saw what you saw.
371
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,670
我們在夏爾就是這麼狂歡的 (<魔戒>中弗拉多的家鄉)
That's how we roll in the Shire.
372
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,110
來了
Coming.
373
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,230
嘿 看見Koothrappali了嗎?
Hey,have you seen Koothrappali?
374
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,970
他不在這
He's not here.
375
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:50,620
也許復仇者們把他召走了
Maybe the Avengers summoned him.
376
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,860
他不是神奇漫畫裏那個雷神 是北歐神話裏那個雷神
He's not the Marvel Comics Thor,he's the original Norse god.
377
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,340
謝謝你的解釋
Thank you for the clarification.
378
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,630
我本來要送他回家的
I'm supposed to give him a ride home.
379
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,230
放心吧 他沒事
Well,I'm sure he'll be fine.
380
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:02,630
他帶着錘子呢
He has his hammer.
381
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:13,000
我得承認 你太了不起了
I have to say,you are an amazing man.
382
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,540
溫柔 有激情
You're gentle,and passionate.
383
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:21,440
而且 你還是個超好的傾聽者
And,my God,you are such a good listener.
384
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:26,920
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